Snausages

Once upon a time Nancy's mother set out a candy bowl that Greg loved to snack from. Little did he know that Nancy's fourteen year old sister, Lynn, was observing him eat. Just before one such visit, she decided it would be fun to switch out the candies with Snausages, an appetizing dog treat. Greg popped one in his mouth, then another before hearing Lynn laugh gleefully. 

This would mark the beginning of a playful rivalry and a decades-long friendship between the two. 

On another visit, Lynn decided it would be fun to hide a tape recorder behind the curtains while Greg and Nancy were snogging. Thankfully, Greg heard the recorder recording and Lynn snickering in the basement.

On the night of their honeymoon, Lynn stole the keys to Greg's car and run down the street. He ran full speed after her, tackling her at the corner.  

Shortly after they were married, Lynn climbed onto the roof of her parents' house intending to dump water on Greg. But this time she missed. Greg saw her and began planning his revenge. A while later, Lynn was in the backyard using the garden hose to fill the dog's bowl with water. She heard Greg coming (as he always wore a heavy set of keys that jingled merrily). He sprang around the corner with a cupful of water and ended up being hosed down instead. 

At Christmas, Lynn thought it might be nice to pour water in their bed (on Greg's side of course) and sprinkle it with fresh kitty litter. She heard him cry out: "Oh my God! My butt is wet. There's grits in the bed." Followed by an impassioned: "I'm going to kill that kid. I'm going to kill her." Little did Lynn know that she was being observed by her niece, Lisa, who was ten years younger. Lisa wanted to imitate her aunt, only she used dirty kitty litter the next day. 

Greg was incredibly bright and yet easy to pick on. Lynn loved torturing him and he loved his torturer.